[LMAO!] This parrot is gonna sing like a canary! Bird takes the stand as a witness to murder

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Sorry no time to copy and paste the whole article. But what do you guys think of this?

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/...tims_parr.html

[Willy Wanker]

Michigan, that's all I needed to see. Smh

I would take the word of a bird over any of the lowlives that live in that state.

[-MEGA-]

I guess nobody cares about a bird snitch, huh?

[i_am_a_champ]

Is the bird going under oath?

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Is the bird going under oath?

If you read the article that's one of the questions they ask. "When he's asked to raise his right hand is it a wing or a foot"

[kadyo's]

Birds Don’t Lie

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately
spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a
sign on the cage that said $20.00.

"Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should
tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of
prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty
vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she
had to have the bird anyway.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in
her living room, and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her,
and said, "New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,
but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her two teenage daughters returned from
school, the bird saw them and said, "New house,
new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended, but
then they began to laugh about the situation
considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came
home from work.

The bird looked at him and said,

"Hi Keith. We meet again, eh?!"

[Rudyo]

Will not be allowed to testify.