Master Chief is a f*ggot

[Los Zetas]

If we're all going to gangbang Jose, we'll have to cover him in corn starch first so we can find the wet spot.

I would use your marinade recipe and put it on his nipples and let it drip slowly down to his hard ****. Then before it stings his slit, I would suck it off his tip and then rub his ****. I will then start to lick all the way up to his mouth and give him a French kiss. Then I push him onto his knees like a Rican and make him suck my throbbing ****.

I want you to watch and rub yourself to that. 6 foot 5 aren't you? Mmmmmmm

[Los Zetas]

What did I miss?

I was in the kitchen making me more buttery

You are the main attraction bro. Just say you are Bi so we don't rape you.

How do you want it? Pretend you are Bi and say what fantasy would you want with us guys?

Just pretend, open out of your shell and be brave. Your wife will never see this post Ok bro.

Peace out

[ßringer]

I'm 6'7, Chief.

But that post was gayer than even I'm willing to joke about.

[TBear]

I'm 6'7, Chief.

Did you play basketball or volleyball much?

[Los Zetas]

I'm 6'7, Chief.

But that post was gayer than even I'm willing to joke about.

You are tall man. Damn yanks are tall.

If jose doesn't take part in a little ****sexual activity in here, then may as well close the thread and give him a 10 day ban.

We got durty, it's only fair he shows a bit of fruity booty.

[-jose-]

If we're all going to gangbang Jose, we'll have to cover him in corn starch first so we can find the wet spot.

Good luck on trying to bring this Woolly mammoth down

[ßringer]

Did you play basketball or volleyball much?

Basketball. Street ball when I was really young, then I played on my middle school's team as a center (big surprise, right?), and stepped away from it during high school. Too busy playing video games, being a hooligan, and chasing chicks.

They made me play volleyball in high school once, though. I served the ball right into the ****ing rafters never to be seen again. It was accidental, but amusing.

[Los Zetas]

Good luck on trying to bring this Woolly mammoth down

Don't fight it or you will be extinct

[squealpiggy]

I would, but I hate Khan. It could never work between us.

[ßringer]

@ squeal.

Did you download Fable 3 the other day?