-You're not gonna believe what happened to me yesterday-

[BERNIE'S CORNER]

I couldn't fit inside a pair of skinny jeans if my life depend it on it and I've tried

I'm gonna get me a pair of these bad boys

....Who me ? I wear baggies zip snap and drop !


https://youtu.be/rlmPj0MHS4I

[-jose-]

You get some sympathy from mrs jose? Or did she laugh?

lol I called her right before I started to do self-wire-cutter-surgery and I told her I have I'm gonna tell you something we could laugh about next week please don't laugh now and I told her, she was on the phone with me thru out the procedure

all day today I've been hearing nut jokes from her tho

[Zaroku]

You're like an opioid hero, docs don't ever prescribe 80s no more. Called em M-1s in Milwaukee back in like 2010ish after the tank.

I had to break them in half... Powerful stuff... Scary really...

[The Noose]

Jesus christ...

This is worse than the woman beheads child thread

[paulf]

Jesus fucking Christ.

All my pants have buttons.... thank god.

Someone deserves a day off.

[jaded]

It happened to me once also. It's bad enough when you catch it on the way up...but the only way out is the bear down and unzip.