Fancy rating some **** and arse for a bit?

I dunno why these images get me going a bit.

There was this Welsh girl who was in a reality TV show called Imogen Thomas. She got out, and did nude shoots.

Now, I thought she was a pretty girl, so her body disappointed me when I saw it. But... I think I'd like to be her, so I could walk around naked in front of other girls at the gym and have them look *****ily at me in the showers and stuff. Then offer to be a lesbian with them. Take a look:

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/katy...less-shoot-01/

[Derranged]

Bellybutton piercing not perfectly centered. 3/10, would not smash.

[jas]

Hair shorter than mine.....no seriously ....I'm not kidding.....would make it wierd

Would not smash

[New England]

is there a less appetizing word on earth than "arse?"


when you're railing a british bird, does she ask you to slap her "arse?" id keep plowing a hot one, but i'd probably lose wood if one of my fatties shouted that while i was giving her the stoke.

I was going to Yankify it, but I think the equivalent is in the censor, isn't it?

let's try: ass

See, I think she's a pretty girl, but this ass is so fat that NSB might appreciate it:

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/katy...less-shoot-07/

And the boobs are low for such small ones, an odd shape and, like most boobs, one is bigger than the other:

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/katy...less-shoot-08/


Now.. I'm not sure why such flaws turn me on. I think it's the thought of hotter girls looking at it and thinking "smh, I could care less."

[Szef]

Gay thread

[BennyST]

See, I think she's a pretty girl, but this ass is so fat that NSB might appreciate it:

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/katy...less-shoot-07/

And the boobs are low for such small ones, an odd shape and, like most boobs, one is bigger than the other:

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/katy...less-shoot-08/


Now.. I'm not sure why such flaws turn me on. I think it's the thought of hotter girls looking at it and thinking "smh, I could care less."

WTF Anorak? I hope that was deliberate.

I can only assume that it's part of the overall Yankified context and you're not actually becoming Fat Yank stupid.

I meant every word. Anyways.

[Mooshashi]

Imogene Poots does more for me, tbh.