Would you fuk a dolphin if it could talk? And for 2 million quid

[Rockybigblower]

I might funk one...but I definitely don't need it talking afterwards let alone having the ability to tell someone about it.

[Chrismart]

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[PsychoPat]

Hahaha wtf!

[Eff Pandas]

Not to sound like some weird pervert, but rubbing your wiener along their smooth, wet, and relatively firm skin would feel incredible. I'm not sure what they have for sex organs, but I could see myself getting intimate with one. Since they are such smart creatures I'm sure we'd also connect on an emotional level.

Damn man. You just gotta f#ck the dolphin for 2M not date it.

[Lomasexual]

As if people haven't looked at a dolphin's blowhole and thought 'that is just the right size...'

[EdWins]

nah but I've banged a whale before.. she was damn good fun

[-MAKAVELLI-]

wait? one that talks? like talk sh1t about the 2mins of fury it jus received?


no thanks

[Teetotaler]

Wouldnt mind having a mermaid for a daughter. Dont have to worry about her getting knocked up young and/or by a douchebag

[Zaroku]

Hahaha wtf!

You aren’t a king of the hill fan?

[TBear]

If I had a dolphin that could talk? Forget sex, we're going on tour.