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Welcome to Eddie Hearn land.
You'll all receive your paper Eddie face masks when you enter & a wrist band for the rides
Rides include;
The Shyte Water Rafters.
Its just like white water rafting but we've used chocolate instead of water (its now confirmed the chocolate has been replaced with liquid shït, but you'll all still love it)
Next up is;
The ticket master
A ride that will get your adrenaline going & your emotions pumping
You'll all hold a banana to your ear like its a telephone. You'll then clench your other hand into a fist & punch yourself in the face as many times as possible.
Whilst doing this you'll hear us playing the theme tune to chariots of fire. Its a thrill a minute
Next up;
The Hernia
Step right up for an authentic boot in the balls from Eddie. The ride is voice activated so you'll have to tell Eddie you love him before you get your free kick in the goolies
We've an open air cinema showing all of Eddie's best interviews
Multiple glory holes for you all to use. Its a male only theme park. That includes all participant's in the glory hole
And a hot dog stand, we're out of buns just now but we have sticks to serve our dogs. They do resemble a small penis but feel free to walk around munching on Hearns cõck knowing you're among friends
Welcome to Eddie Hearn land.
You'll all receive your paper Eddie face masks when you enter & a wrist band for the rides
Rides include;
The Shyte Water Rafters.
Its just like white water rafting but we've used chocolate instead of water (its now confirmed the chocolate has been replaced with liquid shït, but you'll all still love it)
Next up is;
The ticket master
A ride that will get your adrenaline going & your emotions pumping
You'll all hold a banana to your ear like its a telephone. You'll then clench your other hand into a fist & punch yourself in the face as many times as possible.
Whilst doing this you'll hear us playing the theme tune to chariots of fire. Its a thrill a minute
Next up;
The Hernia
Step right up for an authentic boot in the balls from Eddie. The ride is voice activated so you'll have to tell Eddie you love him before you get your free kick in the goolies
We've an open air cinema showing all of Eddie's best interviews
Multiple glory holes for you all to use. Its a male only theme park. That includes all participant's in the glory hole
And a hot dog stand, we're out of buns just now but we have sticks to serve our dogs. They do resemble a small penis but feel free to walk around munching on Hearns cõck knowing you're among friends
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