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I've just about had it with this winter shi t. Blustery 65 degrees farenheit at night. I almost dont need to run my ac, which I hate because my ac filters are top notch amd screen a lot of the allergins from my family's air. I also sometimes have to put a small jacket on my daughter when I take her to the park. A few weeks ago I believe we hit 59 F!!!
AND THOSE ARE JUST THE NIGHTS!!!!
The days are as bad as you think. Hasnt rained in 10 days and no matter how hard I try, I cant seem to find a cloud. There's a shortage of thongs at the beach, apparenty girls' asscracks begin to get a bit uncomfortably cold when the weather dips below 76 F. We have to settle for those little miniskirt wraps. The water is much much colder and freezes their poor nipples as stiff as an Austin Trout jab. Im inclined to dress nicely for work because its not 95 F, and if you know me, you'd know i hate wearing a tie. Ugh, have to water the lawn every couple of days now too. Miserable.
Some days I long to see a cloud...why the fuk did I move here?!?!?!!?!!?
AND THOSE ARE JUST THE NIGHTS!!!!
The days are as bad as you think. Hasnt rained in 10 days and no matter how hard I try, I cant seem to find a cloud. There's a shortage of thongs at the beach, apparenty girls' asscracks begin to get a bit uncomfortably cold when the weather dips below 76 F. We have to settle for those little miniskirt wraps. The water is much much colder and freezes their poor nipples as stiff as an Austin Trout jab. Im inclined to dress nicely for work because its not 95 F, and if you know me, you'd know i hate wearing a tie. Ugh, have to water the lawn every couple of days now too. Miserable.
Some days I long to see a cloud...why the fuk did I move here?!?!?!!?!!?
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