Jesus Christ it happened again

[BrickWall]

I don't cry over girls. They cry over me.

[BrickWall]

I can't tell you how many times I gave a girl the dick of her life while some sniveling beta was crying his eyes out over her I'm sorry but chances are she's getting banged out as we speak.

[Beercules]

That sucks my dude.


We can only hope and pray she isn't getting BBCd by Motorcity Cobra

[Beercules]

"Baby,

I want to speak to u from the heart
To be yo man id fock yo brotha Bart
Im super alpha like Ghengis Khan
But my peckers skinny like Amir Khans
My nose yearns to sniff yo pooosey
Cos i heard u named your sweet vag Lucy
And once im done il be yo man
And protect you from da Taliban
Anyway baby, text me back
Cos i typed this playin with my nut sack
I love u for ever till you became very fat
Good bye my queen. "


Prolly something like that

that was good

[Pigeons]

I met this girl recently that rocked my entire ****ing world. I fell in love ****ing deep and ****ing hard.

So I gave it all. Everything to make her happy, I obssessed about her every day and night whatever I could do to make her stay with me. She didn't text me for a whole day and I lost my shlt, i revealed everything. I told her all my feelings in a wall of text. And now, zero ****ing reply.

I'm pretty sure it's over.

IT HAPPENS EVERY SINGLE ****ING TIME.

You treat a girl like a queen and they will leave you. You treat them like they don't matter to you, they will be all over your dick.

I can't believe I ****ing forgot.

This girl just caught me off guard, i didnt think i could feel that way for a girl again, like I was in high school.. , and i forgot everything i ever learned.

Jesus christ this sucks.

Ah, to be 16 again...

[man down]

Ive been out of the game for far too long to give you advice. Good luck man, its seems to be a jungle out there these days. Back in the day we didnt have all this drama. I feel for you young guys.

[Szef]

"Baby,

I want to speak to u from the heart
To be yo man id fock yo brotha Bart
Im super alpha like Ghengis Khan
But my peckers skinny like Amir Khans
My nose yearns to sniff yo pooosey
Cos i heard u named your sweet vag Lucy
And once im done il be yo man
And protect you from da Taliban
Anyway baby, text me back
Cos i typed this playin with my nut sack
I love u for ever till you became very fat
Good bye my queen. "


Prolly something like that

we should start a boy band

[boxingfan91]

"Baby,

I want to speak to u from the heart
To be yo man id fock yo brotha Bart
Im super alpha like Ghengis Khan
But my peckers skinny like Amir Khans
My nose yearns to sniff yo pooosey
Cos i heard u named your sweet vag Lucy
And once im done il be yo man
And protect you from da Taliban
Anyway baby, text me back
Cos i typed this playin with my nut sack
I love u for ever till you became very fat
Good bye my queen. "


Prolly something like that

Lmfao, text her this and I almlat guarantee you that you will get a reply back

[jaded]

I though from the title that this was going to be a Christmas thread

[Lomadeaux]

I met this girl recently that rocked my entire ****ing world. I fell in love ****ing deep and ****ing hard.

So I gave it all. Everything to make her happy, I obssessed about her every day and night whatever I could do to make her stay with me. She didn't text me for a whole day and I lost my shlt, i revealed everything. I told her all my feelings in a wall of text. And now, zero ****ing reply.

I'm pretty sure it's over.

IT HAPPENS EVERY SINGLE ****ING TIME.

You treat a girl like a queen and they will leave you. You treat them like they don't matter to you, they will be all over your dick.

I can't believe I ****ing forgot.

This girl just caught me off guard, i didnt think i could feel that way for a girl again, like I was in high school.. , and i forgot everything i ever learned.

Jesus christ this sucks.

You're young. Don't worry about it.