The JulioCesaChavez Rap!

[_phoenix_]

Good afternoon fellas. I have just joined this mighty fine site and you'll never guess what the bloody first thing I found was. Tis true, I found a wee little pm in my message box from that frog fella, and lo and behold t'was a rap about the fine mans skills and talents.

Without further ado, here it is:

I'm so fat no crane could lift me/
In my class IQ test yo I got fifty/
(But I'm still superior to 99% of those bitches)/
I don't care what the rest got/
I'll squash you son, I'm fatter than John Prescott/
And I look fly in my 2k boss jacket/
I'd take you on in real life but I'd probably cack it/
But yo, I'm still a bad boy Joe Daki/
You dirty chiennes wanna smack me?/
Are you jealous cause I pull fit hoes/
Truth is I don't know where my dick goes/
Someone told me in my boyfriends mouth/
No?!? ...Shows what beeps and rick knows/
Anyway, you tech net nerds need shooting/
Hypocrite? Yeah, I did a degree in computing/
Plus I'm not French, my family are from Luton/
You dweebs are jealous, you should know your betters/
Racist limeys, I know you slobs wanna get us/
Don't worry, I'll warn my pops/
"Dad, we need more security at the cornershops"/
Just cause I look good in my Gucci, Boss, Armani and Valentino/
Who cares if I'm fatter than Dino/
Ah forget it, I'm outy, this is a farce/
Stupid chiennes, GO WASH YOUR ARSE!!!



YEAH BWOY!!!!!!

What a way to welcome me. This frog fella is a bit of fruitloop it seems.

[Derranged]

Judges say............

[JulioCesaChavez]

One post and he is already red! The guy is probably related to vanilla ice or the beastie boys

[Gojira]

Judges say............

are you his ***** or what?

[Derranged]

are you his ***** or what?

????? The thumbs down was for his rap, he should stick to boxing and french bread.

[Gojira]

????? The thumbs down was for his rap, he should stick to boxing and french bread.

Yep, definatly his *****.

[Derranged]

Yep, definatly his *****.

Are you on drugs or something? Or just high off Haye's semen?

[Jambo boy]

One post and he is already red! The guy is probably related to vanilla ice or the beastie boys

He's green now and you're red. lolololol.

Are you on drugs or something? Or just high off Haye's semen?

Just an idiot I guess? It wasn't that complicated, even I understood what you meant.

[Naps]

He's green now and you're red. lolololol.



Just an idiot I guess? It wasn't that complicated, even I understood what you meant.

lol, I was gonna say that. Vastine is so poor.

[JulioCesaChavez]

He's green now and you're red. lolololol.



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Life that bad that you give yourself karma? Actually he is on 0 and still comes up as grey.

Firstly your frind Cobra was dumb enough to think I actually worte that rap, when it is obviously meant to be some kinda lie/spoof. Secondly it is probably not offensive at all and is ripping yourself more thqan anything. Thirdly it doesn't change the fact that Calzaghe is ****, robbed Robin Reid and an OAP and you live with your mum while sucking the sheeps' ****!