[HOLY S**T!] I legit sneezed and did a loud fart simultaneously in public today

[Hype job]

The reactions were funny. I was waiting in line at a cashpoint, I sneezed and *POOORRRRRRSH* a loud vibrating fart emanated from out of my angus.

People turned around then swiftly acted like they never heard it.

[LomaLovkin]

Shoulda turned at them and said this is a prank for a YouTube video haha point some where far and say your camera man is over there

[Beercules]

Damn my bruvva that's a rough situation.

[Hype job]

Damn my bruvva that's a rough situation.