Drunk Lang

[Pretty Boy32]

Can I be real with you guys? I'm just gonna be beta for a second.

I.... ****ing miss the shlt out of my ex lol.... It's really bad...

So I checked her facebook, and she's playing around with her gay friend commenting on one of her photos, and he's like "when are you coming home boo" and she said "i'm on my way baby"

I suddenly remembered what it was like to have a girlfriend.. to have someone to text and who texts back every 15 minutes, detailing every single thing they're doing, where they're going and when they're coming home... almost every day she would be like "i'm coming home babe" holy shlt.. I just remembered how much I miss that. It's like we were creating a story, she was always on my mind, I was always on hers, and we were writing the pages of our own journey as it happened. I wasn't just me anymore. I was we, I was us, she wasn't separate from me, we dissolved every boundary we could and became as close as we could make possible.

You don't realize how much you need some things until they're gone. lol

You’re a soft faggot. Grow a pair, pussy.

[Drunken Cat]

You’re a soft faggot. Grow a pair, pussy.

Yeah, what a pussy.

But I've been there.

I've been a pussy like him before.

You ever got balls deep in it like that, Pretty Boy?

[Derranged]

Yeah, what a pussy.

But I've been there.

I've been a pussy like him before.

You ever got balls deep in it like that, Pretty Boy?

He bangs sheep.

[Derranged]

First time drinking in three weeks. Gonna take another 2 or 3 month break again.

[Derranged]

Sucks arse.

[Derranged]

Fuck off you maggots.

[Derranged]

Kuyukut sucks donkey balls.

You could wank at 5 or 6 crowded bus stops... Or just one

[Derranged]

Motorcity Cobra Have you ever cursed in agony on a public toilet?

I dare you to do that at some mall where only stuffy rich white people shop.

[ShoulderRoll]

You could wank at 5 or 6 crowded bus stops... Or just one

I don't wank in public. And Kuyukut is an ugly phaggot who has a crush on Jon Snow.

[Derranged]

I don't wank in public. And Kuyukut is an ugly phaggot who has a crush on Jon Snow.

No argument from me. He's all that and more.