If you enjoy things being stuck up your butt,you are gay

[Walt Liquor]

There's nothing inherently gay about **** penetration.

Also, you have had sex with men.

If its a penis, well then....

[Walt Liquor]

pen. no idea. everyone was making it so i never bothered.

county was easy. i was car rep. so everyone just shot their juice over everyday.

the kicker is easy. you get plenty of oranges every week.

just buy lemonade mix or bribe a trustee to smuggle you sugar.

the trustees can usually smuggle you sugar and juices, it'll usually cost 10-20 items.

but in high power it's hard because they're usually escorted.

True dat. Shot callin for the koreans!

[BostonGuy]

When my license got revoked i was riding my cruiser, busing amd walking and yes, i was cut then. But i was also working duing day and waiting tables or bartending.

Lemme guess: drunk driving?...

[BigStereotype]

If its a penis, well then....

Well yeah. But that's gay because it's sex with a guy. I'm not down with **** penetration and I wouldn't ever do it with a girl. But the actual act itself isn't inherently gay.

[Walt Liquor]

Lemme guess: drunk driving?...

Nope. Never had a dui. Nice try though

[Walt Liquor]

Well yeah. But that's gay because it's sex with a guy. I'm not down with **** penetration and I wouldn't ever do it with a girl. But the actual act itself isn't inherently gay.

It feels good BS. I just cant do it to girls i actually respect/like too much. Maybe like once, twice. Then i start looking at her like a stinkbag.

[BigStereotype]

It feels good BS. I just cant do it to girls i actually respect/like too much. Maybe like once, twice. Then i start looking at her like a stinkbag.

I'll take your word for it, mate.

[BostonGuy]

Nope. Never had a dui. Nice try though

Well, you're a known boozer, hence the name "Liquor" so it's not a stretch to think you got your license revoked for a DUI.

What then? Unpaid parking tickets?

[Walt Liquor]

Well, you're a known boozer, hence the name "Liquor" so it's not a stretch to think you got your license revoked for a DUI.

What then? Unpaid parking tickets?

What you're leaving out is that im a professional. Ive passed at least 3 roadside tests when i would have failed a breathilizer (becuz the laws are for lames). Ige slicked my way out of plenty of problems, not dui related either... Its called streetsmarts.

It was for too many driving on suspendeds. Very long story.

[BostonGuy]

What you're leaving out is that im a professional. Ive passed at least 3 roadside tests when i would have failed a breathilizer (becuz the laws are for lames). Ige slicked my way out of plenty of problems, not dui related either... Its called streetsmarts.

It was for too many driving on suspendeds. Very long story.

I've been pulled over once after smoking a joint and having a couple of beers for crossing the double yellow lines to pass some slow poke. I ended up with a ticket.

I don't ever drive under the influence anymore. I quit while I was ahead. The fines/ penalties/ stigma are too high a risk for me to take...