Woman suspects you of cheating (you have not) ......

[Zaroku]

I cant chill until dat ninja rights his wrong, or gives his rights up. YA HEARD MEH

Cool my man, but we got softies that use red and ignore lists. Never given red... Never used ignore list...

[AlexKid]

What if the dick had semen on the tip and it accidentally goes to another person's toilet, and a woman flushes the toilet(the other toilet) and semen some how jumps up because of the movement of the flush, and her pants are still down, and the semen jumps up to her vagina and she gets pregnant, then authorities find out it was your semen and the woman accuses you of rape, and you go to prison for it?

I never thought of that, I guess Ill thank Jesus for allowing me to get a woman preggo despite having no dick

[BM dnobagaV]

Stick a fork up her cooter

[Zaroku]

I never thought of that, I guess Ill thank Jesus for allowing me to get a woman preggo despite having no dick

LMAO!!!

Zaroku stepped in for you... In slow motion you think you fathered a kid... But in reality...

Sorry Alexkid...

[Derranged]

Its happened before. But I'm such a alpha fuckin bad ass stallion maniac tough guy rouge that my dick grew back immediately. I then took my severed dick (which couldn't even flush because of its size), railed that **** in her ass with it while banging her twat with my new and improved dick. I gave her such a roaring orgasm that her screams shattered all the windows in the house. I then grabbed her by the throat and threw her out of the space where the living room window used to be.

None of you betas could top that, you'd run around crying like pussies and after all that happened, you'd probably go crawling back to the woman who did that to you.

[Willy Wanker]

I would hate women so much, I'd try to become a Muslim. Not sure if they would accept me, since I wouldn't have a penis to rape a child, so I would need to find another way to prove my loyalty to Allah.

[-jose-]

become one of those man looking lesbians and find me a pretty college girl to rub rugs with

[The Big Dunn]

Join boxingscene.com. Register as Alexkid.... Use a woman riding a rooster as my avatar, to help me cope with the loss of my best friend.... My lil dongle


Exactly what you have done...

hhahaha wow. LMFAO!!!!

[JJRod]

...... and so she cuts off your penis, then immediately flushes it down the toilet.

What do you do?

Everyone knows that if a women does that you cut her ******* off and throw them in the dryer.