[REAL TALK] On the field of battle, in a foxhole, which posters would you want with you?

[Zaroku]

Off the top of my head
Left Hook Tua for obvious reasons
Beercules for obvious reason & he's funny too
-MAKAVELLI- smart, funny and not a pvnk
Sup. Smart & logical
TBear to keep **** from getting to out of hand
krazyn8tive injun probably a good tracker
jaded just a cool dude! His dog too, Jhonny might need help. Willy Wanker WesternChamp boxingfan91

Now the posters I'd shoot
Shaolin Sword SunSpace Spoon23
B.UTLER ggg soul_survivor
Too many to list.

[BoxingFan85]

Beer - because he has prior experience, though he'd be drunk he is trained by drunken master
Larry - no shîts given, he'd shout out loud at the enemies "what's your address biyatch?" & also if we get caught and thrown into prison we can use his prior experience to survive..
Johnny - that's right, he trumps over Z any day... bites their leg off like a piranha on 4 legs.. Johnny goes under the radar and does a full on mauling assault..
PK Dionysus - we need someone to write our enemy at the gates/behind enemy lines story..

Now who I'd shoot at:
Kigali
Jedi Vader
*Insert those obnoxious PAC tards and flowmos in here*

[Elroy The Great]

all those who had/have boots on the ground and all of the blubber butts; bad ass protection in the front, big ass human shields in the back

[Zaroku]

Beer - because he has prior experience, though he'd be drunk he is trained by drunken master
Larry - no shîts given, he'd shout out loud at the enemies "what's your address biyatch?" & also if we get caught and thrown into prison we can use his prior experience to survive..
Johnny - that's right, he trumps over Z any day... bites their leg off like a piranha on 4 legs.. Johnny goes under the radar and does a full on mauling assault..
PK Dionysus - we need someone to write our enemy at the gates/behind enemy lines story..

Now who I'd shoot at:
Kigali
Jedi Vader
*Insert those obnoxious PAC tards and flowmos in here*

Bwahahahahahahaha! LMAO!

[Willy Wanker]

Here's my crew, we take no prisoners!

Willy Wanker aka General OG Spot
-jose- aka Colonel Culo Snatcher
Zaroku aka Lieutenant Loco
P.K Dionysus aka Sgt. Shaka Zulu
Chief2ndzOnly! aka Chief Crown Royal
Beercules aka Captain ********
jhonny aka Corporal Big C0ck

(We have two legit soldiers in our crew)


We will fight and destroy the AXIS of ****s:

B.utler aka General Small Genitals
Shaolin Sword aka Sgt. Sausage Swallower
Kigali aka Private Afro Pick
Mirko Troll Cop aka Admiral of Autism

[Zaroku]

Here's my crew, we take no prisoners!

Willy Wanker aka General OG Spot
-jose- aka Colonel Culo Snatcher
Zaroku aka Lieutenant Loco
P.K Dionysus aka Sgt. Shaka Zulu
chief2ndzOnly! aka Chief Crown Royal
Beercules aka Captain ********
jhonny aka Corporal Big C0ck

(We have two legit soldiers in our crew)


We will fight and destroy the AXIS of ****s:

B.utler aka General Small Genitals
Shaolin Sword aka Sgt. Sausage Swallower
Kigali aka Private Afro Pick
Mirko Troll Cop aka Admiral.of Autism

Butler and Shaolin are tops on other lists.

I'd want hectari at headquarters where he looks for footage on enemy locations, encampments, and **** sexual activity!

[P.K Dionysus]

Here's my crew, we take no prisoners!

Willy Wanker aka General OG Spot
-jose- aka Colonel Culo Snatcher
Zaroku aka Lieutenant Loco
P.K Dionysus aka Sgt. Shaka Zulu
Chief2ndzOnly! aka Chief Crown Royal
Beercules aka Captain ********
jhonny aka Corporal Big C0ck

(We have two legit soldiers in our crew)


We will fight and destroy the AXIS of ****s:

B.utler aka General Small Genitals
Shaolin Sword aka Sgt. Sausage Swallower
Kigali aka Private Afro Pick
Mirko Troll Cop aka Admiral of Autism

Yeah boi, you know it!

I'd be decked out in my traditional Zulu attire, short spear in my right hand, shield in my left, and a boom box taped to my back, blaring this on repeat.



I'd be jumping around, booming war cries, feinting with the spear, then get tired after 5 seconds cuz my cardio is so shiet. Then when the shooting starts, I'd hide behind Beercules until it all died down. Then I'd jump out from behind the drunken homie and start taunting the fallen as if I had stuck them myself.

Then I'd put on a slightly different coloured set of attire to become PK Dionysus Alt, and do it all again.

[Willy Wanker]

Butler and Shaolin are tops on other lists.

I'd want hectari at headquarters where he looks for footage on enemy locations, encampments, and **** sexual activity!

B.utler and Shaolin are actually cannon fodders for their **** army.

No need to drop the bomb, we just take their land. And they just bend over and spread their cheeks as a sign of diplomacy.

[Zaroku]

B.utler and Shaolin are actually cannon fodders for their **** army.

No need to drop the bomb, we just take their land. And they just bend over and spread their cheeks as a sign of diplomacy.

Manhattan was sold by the Indians for 22 dollars worth of glass beads
Butler and Shaolin would have traded for one BBC dildo. Double headed so they could share it.

[Willy Wanker]

Yeah boi, you know it!

I'd be decked out in my traditional Zulu attire, short spear in my right hand, shield in my left, and a boom box taped to my back, blaring this on repeat.



I'd be jumping around, booming war cries, feinting with the spear, then get tired after 5 seconds cuz my cardio is so shiet. Then when the shooting starts, I'd hide behind Beercules until it all died down. Then I'd jump out from behind the drunken homie and start taunting the fallen as if I had stuck them myself.

Then I'd put on a slightly different coloured set of attire to become PK Dionysus Alt, and do it all again.

Oh, I forgot about your alter ego P.K Dionysus Alt. He's the much more crazy and violent version. You only bring him out during the most heated battles when we need the extra boost.

We'd be like a drunk/stoned version of the crew from Predator.