The Man Who Decapitated His Seatmate on a Canadian Bus Is Set to be Released

[Willy Wanker]

I'd rather not sit next to him.

He might force me to give him head.

[New England]

i feel god getting ready to tell me to rob a [canadian] bank. i'll rot in jail for 2 years if i can clear eight figures and walk. i won't even stab anybody.


canadian dollar is weak, but whatever

[RomanReigns]

Canadian government is a ***** like their prime minister.