Are you the ultimate sex toy for women?

[i_am_a_champ]

Idk.. I doubt beer gets laid

He is pumping blubber weekly

Our boy is representing

Beercules , get in here show us some fatties

[Zaroku]

I was a good puppet. I got wood. and I gave it to her. My brand of lumber is called Everlast 4 the lady...…...Rockin'

No ****... I love you.... no ****...

[Zaroku]

He is pumping blubber weekly

Our boy is representing

Beercules , get in here show us some fatties

I think or believe I’ve been with wimmin ,... that no normal man would choose...

Trolls... then I met my wife...

I wish the same on you..

[Beercules]

Idk.. I doubt beer gets laid

Dude I have been on a Tinder run going on 3 months now.

Not all pretty, not all skinny, but my d*ck is getting wet.