All you slags talk about is ****ing footy

[Fernando Torres]

Vorderman is a dog. Saw her in the flesh when she was a governor of my college. No wonder they keep the camera at bay. Would still do her from behind though while she's putting the words SWEET WET **** up on the board.

[Jambo boy]

Bump.

[Clegg]

I actually think that a prime Davina>Vorderman.

[Alexis Vastine]

All day long. well Davina is half Indian and her cousins might be bollywood babes! LOL.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

**** off you slags!

Davina has got a pair of bleeding ears on her that can pick up the movements of slugs in Cambodia, they're that sodding big.

[Jambo boy]

**** off you slags!

Davina has got a pair of bleeding ears on her that can pick up the movements of slugs in Cambodia, they're that sodding big.

She's got a fair sized hooter on her un' all. I'd still offer her a slice of trousersnake though.

If it's milfs we're talking about, then that scotch slag off of crimewatch, Kirsty something. She's a right stuck up piece of tottie. I'd like to make a violent reconstruction with her.

[Clegg]

"What big ears you have!"

"All the better to receive your love juice with"

"What a big nose you have!"

"See above"

[squealpiggy]

Sue Carpenter!

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[Sir Tom Jones]

Sue Carpenter!

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Don't like the hair to be honest with you.