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Do you suck in your gut when you're around people?

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  • #11
    Originally posted by Dirk Diggler UK View Post
    I've never been more sure of knowing that someone is a needle dicked closet f@ggot before in my life

    "I got a semi from looking at some of the attractive girls" -

    What straight male talks like that? Certified bender.


    To be fair though I sometimes get a hard on when a girl is wearing a dress thats too tight or too loose(loose to the point where you can see body parts bouncing around when they move and reveal too much skin) and they're real thick and they get too close to me.

    It's happened more than once.

    Edit: or when i'm hanging out with a girl i'm ****ing and she starts looking too good or she reminds me of something that we did.

    Actually it happens a lot. That's why I wear boxers and loose pants.
    Last edited by DARKSEID; 02-02-2015, 05:14 PM.

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    • #12
      I'm sucking it in right now because I don't want to be made fun of.

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      • #13
        hell no!

        I'm not ashamed of my gut, that will be like denying one of my kids

        plus when you suck in your gut it looks like you're holding in a fart

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