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You can hold in your jizz for much much longer 
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i **** everyday so no problem. its the piss thats the most relieving when ive had a few beers and im driving and once im parked im pissing the **** away. i dont care if u see my wang.Comment
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haha true that. that **** aint comin out involntarily. you can **** and piss urself when u least want it. ive sharted myslef heavily in a club before. i had to hide my dam boxers behind the toilet and freeball the whole night.Originally posted by Mersey View PostYou can hold in your jizz for much much longerComment
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Yeah, but saving up a good wad and jacking it off.
Thats better than a ****, I'm pretty regular. Had a flatmate who wasn't like twice a week he would stink the entire place out with a massive one.
Could smell fish in his ****-odour was terrible if it rained. Can't go out. can't open the window too much...what do you do?Comment
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piss easily, it releases dopeamine in your brain when u really need one.Originally posted by GT-R View PostComment
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Losing your virginity after you couldn't hold it anymore
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I went for busting a nut but gotta be honest the piss option is looking good right now.
just yesterday coming off the moterway i had to make a detour in some fields for a slash
So im needing a sly slash not wanting to get caught theres a big fuk off country house at the bottom of the road and this fanny licking dog some ankle biter bull**** comes out fukin barking away giving it the big one.Wont come near me but keeps barking.I cant stop half way through cuz it stings and a brother in a rich white area aint right.Anyone getting robbed in a 10 mile radius im getting the blame.So i finish my piss quick and mount my car towards this little dog lol You should of saw its face like the face you expect a animal to make seconds before you leave it printed in your tyres...
The relief though was totally bliss..I had to roll a spliff afterwards just 2 come downComment
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