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[Tony Trick-Pony]

Tony Trick-Pony believes he can read fortunes by tickling the prostates of elderly chinese men.

His forecasting accuracy is exactly 50%

I'll have you know, pal, that I hit 51% just last week. So, there.

[Zaroku]

Zaroku once chopped up and snorted a quail egg.

It looked like a quail egg, but it was an ounce of coke, washed in diesel fuel! Diesel dope!

[Zaroku]

Jhonny is ordering glassware, a triple neck 5 liter round bottom flask, a heating mantle and alinin condensers from Alibaba to extract scented oils!

He promised not to make meth this time!

[Lomasexual]

Zaroku has the mystical ability to turn his own teeth into chalk.

He doesn't have the ability to turn them back.

[Lomasexual]

Derranged once entered a speed-eating contest, but withdrew once he found out that the contest did not, contrary to the name, involve consuming amphetamines.

[Zaroku]

Zaroku has the mystical ability to turn his own teeth into chalk.

He doesn't have the ability to turn them back.

That’s probably true, I’m good at ****ing things up, not so good at mending things!

[Lomasexual]

BostonGuy is too proud to admit it, but he once did a DNA test, and genetically he is a moth.

[Derranged]

Derranged once entered a speed-eating contest, but withdrew once he found out that the contest did not, contrary to the name, involve consuming amphetamines.

That was a very disappointing Christmas.

[Derranged]

Willy Wanker's real name is actually Billy Shanker and he grew up on the streets of Cincinnati. He made a living as a shoe shiner by day and a flatulist by night (flatulist is an entertainer whose routine consists solely or primarily of*passing gas*in a creative, musical, or amusing manner). He gained quite a bit a popularity as the latter. But one day he accidentally blew his sphincter during his signature farting dance known as the "Reverse Taxi Cab", where he'd do a bouncing handstand ripping little farts for ten seconds followed by 10 consecutive 30-second long Master Blasters.

After that incident, he was never the same any now makes a living as a cashier at an adult toy store in the West Village sector of Manhattan.

[Willy Wanker]

Willy Wanker's real name is actually Billy Shanker and he grew up on the streets of Cincinnati. He made a living as a shoe shiner by day and a flatulist by night (flatulist is an entertainer whose routine consists solely or primarily of*passing gas*in a creative, musical, or amusing manner). He gained quite a bit a popularity as the latter. But one day he accidentally blew his sphincter during his signature farting dance known as the "Reverse Taxi Cab", where he'd do a bouncing handstand ripping little farts for ten seconds followed by 10 consecutive 30-second long Master Blasters.

After that incident, he was never the same any now makes a living as a cashier at an adult toy store in the West Village sector of Manhattan.

Pretty accurate. Even though I failed in every aspect of life, I ended up with my dream job working graveyard shift at the adult toy store.

I make time to post here in between mopping up the jizz spilled by the active gloryhole participants in the video rooms.

I saw your boy Pretty Boy 32 in there once. He asked me where the nearest laundromat was, his Fubu shirt was drenched in gay bruvva's semen.