What If God....

[johnm is...]

michael jordan dies and goes to heaven.

god is showing him his new house.

jordan looks up the hill and sees a huge mansion on top, trimmed in purple and gold with lakers flags all over.

jordan turns to god and asks, "god, why does kobe get a better place than me?"

god replies, "don't be silly, mike. that's my house."

People use that hear, except with Calipari/Pitino.