Mike Tyson had sex with my girlfriend

[BOXEO _]

I've been in love with this woman for months now and she just admitted that she was a waitress in Vegas back in 2008 and f?kced/suckedMike Tyson.

I can't even post on this wretched forum anymore, I get the creeps everytime I see this rapists name. Like I don't even see this guy as a celebrity anymore I just want to hurt him.

Don't ever ask (your hot girlfriend) who she's been with cuz u don't wanna know. I'm devastated.

Look at the bright side, at least it wasn't Tommy Morrison.

[KING MEAT]

i was banging marhsawn lynches ex. then they banged again. then we banged again.

[Infamous]

Just break up with her... this **** ain't going to last... if you have problems with her past then you have problems with her... just move on... get a past of your own and then ask yourself in a few years if someone's past really matters...

[Szef]

Look at the bright side, at least it wasn't Tommy Morrison.

LMFAO you guys are so ****in' cruel

[!! Anorak]

I'm debating like a nerd about how Lennox has better resume

He'd have had a better resume if he'd fucked your girlfriend in the ass.


"I ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... definitely blew my load in her gob, you know? Big up!"


Hope that cheers you up, mate.

[!! Anorak]

This thread should be stickied

What, like his girlfriend's face after Mike had jizzed on it?

[r ! z]

Well, that was the fat Mike Tyson. I'm sure he was going through a sweet and sensitive phase, so he probably came inside the condom and cuddled with your girlfriend and gave her flowers afterwards.

This isn't the 2002 "I'll eat your assh*le alive, I'll **** you till you love me, praise be to Allah" version of Mike Tyson. God knows what he would have done to your girl back then.

Willy Wanker is the GOAT on the scene.

The bolded above - now that's sweet and merciful.

[!! Anorak]

Look at the bright side, at least it wasn't Tommy Morrison.

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Look at the bright side, at least it wasn't Tommy Morrison.

Lol savage.

[Sweet Pea 50]

Look at the bright side, at least it wasn't Tommy Morrison.