Explosion in New York, building collapses!

[Beercules]

Just booked my flight to China to fight terrorism.


Floyd's coming with me

[Derranged]

Jose and Governor Chris Christie went on another fast food binge in Manhattan and farted in front of that building.

[-jose-]

Jose and Governor Chris Christie went on another fast food binge in Manhattan and farted in front of that building.

I knew that was you I saw picking up some lunch from that dumpster

[Derranged]

I knew that was you I saw picking up some lunch from that dumpster

I'll have you know I found a nice little stairway in the back of the Park Central Hotel thank you very much.

[fight_professor]

Not terrorism - must be careful not to spread rumour over such events.

Gas leak, explosion - 2 dead, 18 hurt - BBC.

Ish is crazy. Must have been a gas leak coupled with some sort of flame - maybe someone lit of cigarette or something.