Baby mamma got a man and thought i was gonna take her out to eat

[Larry the boss]

You don't want to grab a bite with the mother of your child because all you can think of is her fellating another man? You're pretty insecure aren't you?

why would i take you the next mans chick?

[Bushbaby]

Be more specific Larry. I suspect more to this story than you let on.

[TBear]

If this is true, sorry to hear. Only one thing to do now, take her on the Maury show!

[Larry the boss]

Be more specific Larry. I suspect more to this story than you let on.

It was my Birthday and she wanted to go out to eat with me................HELL NAW

[Larry the boss]

If this is true, sorry to hear. Only one thing to do now, take her on the Maury show!

[-jose-]

baby momma no longer has the honor to speak to me...

[Larry the boss]

baby momma no longer has the honor to speak to me...

best thang going,i can't stand to look at em and everytime i try to be nice i end up feeling like a assh0le

[-jose-]

best thang going,i can't stand to look at em and everytime i try to be nice i end up feeling like a assh0le

nah bro...she's baby momma...the only thing in common we have is a kid that's it...no reason to be nice or even crack a smile...life is better like that...

[squealpiggy]

It was my Birthday and she wanted to go out to eat with me................HELL NAW

Meanwhile at the restaurant:



"SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAR... where's Larry?"

[squealpiggy]

"I don't know. He got really offended when I invited him out. He mumbled something about dicks or something, I can never really understand what he's saying."