Predictions between now and 2020

[Beercules]

Since my last inventory, we have more than a dozen missiles capable of reaching Washington DC and New York City.

I would not hesitate to use my missiles to anybody that make fun of my haircut!

seth rogen and james franco are coming to "interview" you, but really the CIA plans to kill you. probably donald trump planned everything, he called you rocket man again today

Are they really going?

[phallus]

Are they really going?

if they don't they'll have to watch roy moore and james rawdog levine jerk off, probably cum all over their rectums

[Con Man]

seth rogen and james franco are coming to "interview" you, but really the CIA plans to kill you. probably donald trump planned everything, he called you rocket man again today

The only thing that's going to come in is my 1-1/2 incher inside their asses.

I've ordered my Generals to assassinate any journalists coming to interview me.

[Beercules]

if they don't they'll have to watch roy moore and james rawdog levine jerk off, probably cum all over their rectums

oh jeez