Im on the train and..

[i_am_a_champ]

...and i helped a pretty young thing put her bag into the baggage place as it was heavy

She said thanks.

Do u think she will gimme some pooosey now??

[i_am_a_champ]

Shes focked off the train

Didnt even look my way

Shes gone and shes taken her pooosey with her


Women are such wh0res these days


Bytches

[BoxingFan85]

If women gave me poon every time I had helped them then I'd be drowned in poosay once/twice a week..








Oh and your best chance to get laid is to help a dude next time guv...

[niceyboo3]

...and i helped a pretty young thing put her bag into the baggage place as it was heavy

She said thanks.

Do u think she will gimme some pooosey now??

No. She will think you were a gentleman and just carry on. Get it? Carry-on. Okay that was corny but no to pooosey.

[WallabeeKing]

Chat her up for 5 mins and ask for her number.

[Curtis Harper]

Being nice to women usually leads to a pat on the head

(The one on top)