As a European this is how I imagine Americans have breakfast

[SBleeder]

Oh, you like guns that don't hold as much ammunition and are far too heavy to be accurate?

I'm glad I don't have a penis that small.

I've fired that exact firearm. It is extremely accurate. Maybe you're just too weak to grip it properly.

[Weltschmerz]

This is how an American eats breakfast:



This is what he's eating:



And this is what he does afterwards:





Americans are fat. Is the message I'm trying to convey here.

Sadly the truth.

[Weltschmerz]

Are there hamburger joints or Denny's in Europe?

No, we don't have any garbage imported from the US.

[squealpiggy]

I've fired that exact firearm. It is extremely accurate. Maybe you're just too weak to grip it properly.

It it more or less accurate than a lighter gun? What about in a stressful situation?

[Danny Gunz]

Everybody just hates our freedom