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Don't watch the Discovery Channel!...........
An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel
special about a West African bush tribe whose men
all had penises 24 inches long.
When the black male reaches a certain age, a string
is tied around his penis and on the other end is a
weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis
to 24 inches.
Later that evening as the husband was getting out of
the shower, his wife looked at him and said,
"How about we try the African String-and-weight
procedure?"
The husband agreed and they tied a string and a
weight to his penis.
A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How
is our little tribal experiment coming along?"
"Well, it looks like we're about half way there,"
he replied.
"Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?"
"No, it's turned black."Comment
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Keep the lights ON!......
There was this couple that had been married
for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always
insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy
habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a
wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned
on the lights.
She looked down. and saw her husband was
holding a battery-operated leisure device... a
vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a
real one.
She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent
bastard,'
She screamed at him, 'how could you be lying
to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!'
The husband looks her straight in the eyes
and says calmly:
'I'll explain the toy . .. . you explain the kids.'Comment
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