I farted and shat myself

[DJ Enerate]

I was at a house party last week and followed though on a fart. I went to the toilet and used the bath sponge to wipe my arse. The bog roll could never have managed the amount of **** that was clogged between my arse cheeks so I manned up and used the hosts bath sponge that they probably wash their kids with.

Is it wrong that I think this is funny?

[Beercules]

[Szef]

[El-blanco]

Lol ****in disturbing

[-MAKAVELLI-]

i bet if you log on your real account and re-tell the story it would be even funnier

[Pretty Boy32]

Have a sense of humour Wak you f@ggot

[DJ Enerate]

i bet if you log on your real account and re-tell the story it would be even funnier

Do you use andrex you soft arsed ****?

[-MAKAVELLI-]

Do you use andrex you soft arsed ****?

i said it would be funnier if you used your real account...its a funny story tho you sensitive queer

[krazyn8tive]

I was at a house party last week and followed though on a fart. I went to the toilet and used the bath sponge to wipe my arse. The bog roll could never have managed the amount of **** that was clogged between my arse cheeks so I manned up and used the hosts bath sponge that they probably wash their kids with.

Is it wrong that I think this is funny?

No...it's funny. You should get a squa**ypo**y. Mine is amazing. More complete eliminations. You will feel emptier and lighter on your feet guaranteed

[krazyn8tive]

i bet if you log on your real account and re-tell the story it would be even funnier