Why Yanks Are A Joke

[Mr Punch]

How do you convince americans to get involved in a war?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

[Mr Punch]

One of the big differences between American English and British English is that americans tend to drop the letter "U" from certain words, like colour and honour.

What a bnch of stpid fcking cnts.

[AKATheMack]

One of the big differences between American English and British English is that americans tend to drop the letter "U" from certain words, like colour and honour.

What a bnch of stpid fcking cnts.

So we get the exact same point across with less work? How silly.

[Mr Punch]

Three americans walk into a bar...

Okay, scratch that. Two americans walk into a bar. The third is too obese to even get through the doorway. He successfully sues the architect and the bartender for 20 million dollars for hurt feelings, then spends his winnings in McDonald's. He later sues McDonald's for selling an obese man cheeseburgers.

[AKATheMack]

You're terrible jokes reminded me of this so I thought Id post something actually funny.

[Mr Punch]

I heard that the terrorist attacks were purposely done on the 9th of September so that the date 9/11 resembles the emergency phone number of the USA.

Just proves once again that Brits are more intelligent than americans.

I'd like to see someone try to attack Britain on the 9th of the 99th month.

[Mr Punch]

82% of Americans think that Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.

[paulf]

I thought the brits were supposed to be good at humor?

Don't quit your day job, Monty Python.

[AKATheMack]

[Mr Punch]