I then pulled up facts that regular men have at least three to five erections through out the night, each lasting up to 30 minutes, and the last, the one we remember is what we all know as morning wood. I tried explaining this is normal and doesn't mean I'm dreaming about someone else, the logic fell on deaf ears of course
I do a lot of weird things in my sleep and have no memory of it. I've even donethings in my sleep to get my girl angry the next day.
Like I'll say Whats wrong babe?
"You were being a dick last night!"
I was? I was sleeping
"Well you don't have to act that way"
But you understand I was asleep right?
"You weren't acting like you were asleep thats for sure"
My ex used to wake up mad at me because of dreams SHE would have. She was a different breed of crazy, though. She used to tell me that I was saying other girls names while asleep. She'd be furious, lol.
While it's certainly possible that I was dreaming of girls that weren't complete psychopathic ****s, I believe she made it up so that she could maintain her image as the worlds greatest bitch.
Like I'll say Whats wrong babe?
"You were being a dick last night!"
I was? I was sleeping
"Well you don't have to act that way"
But you understand I was asleep right?
"You weren't acting like you were asleep thats for sure"
My God. I have had this conversation. I think you're dating my ex. Leave her. Leave her now.
I then pulled up facts that regular men have at least three to five erections through out the night, each lasting up to 30 minutes, and the last, the one we remember is what we all know as morning wood. I tried explaining this is normal and doesn't mean I'm dreaming about someone else, the logic fell on deaf ears of course
I do a lot of weird things in my sleep and have no memory of it. I've even donethings in my sleep to get my girl angry the next day.
Like I'll say Whats wrong babe?
"You were being a dick last night!"
I was? I was sleeping
"Well you don't have to act that way"
But you understand I was asleep right?
"You weren't acting like you were asleep thats for sure"
Ah thats a different issue.
Apparently sometimes i start kissing her while im asleep and unaware etc
next day why dont you ever kiss me like that while your awake? who are you dreaming of?
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