Drunk Lang

[Drunken Cat]

Maybe it's not proper to say so, but **** it.

I couldn't help thinking of ******* the entire time during the lesson.

This girl actually has big ass ****. Her sister, and her mom do to.

I work for her mom, regularly, teaching English and doing translation, know the family, etc.

I try to keep things professional. But, this girl with big **** across the table, as I had ******* on the mind already, made my mind wander a bit, to the subject of ******* in particular.

I just finished my ****ing master's degree. Forgive me. It is like this giant weight being lifted. And now, I feel the need to decompress.

I still have to pass the ****ing entrance exam for the ****ing PhD, though. And, I still have to have my scholarship extended.

I'm a straight A student, though. They should extend it.

But, not all of the pressure is gone yet.

[Drunken Cat]

It's almost 5pm.....

It's time for me to go to the big city, and find a titty bar, haha.

I am still wearing my suit.

Oh well, **** it. I'm going in my suit. Maybe the hustlers won't **** with me as much if I am dressed classy.

[Drunken Cat]

Yeah, I went out and found myself a whore. In Kabukicho.

It was expensive. But, I didn't even care.

[Drunken Cat]

I still haven't had sex with a prostitute.

I just got a ******* with a condom, and a handjob with lotion.

It was fun. And she had nice ****.

[Drunken Cat]

And, I was very kind to her. I'm a nice guy.

But, these girls will clean you dry, gotta be careful.

She liked me.

[Drunken Cat]

I'll fake it through the day, with some help, from Johnny Walker Red.

-Elliott Smith

[Drunken Cat]

I can't wait to go home to Oregon.

Only a visit.

But, I miss my family. I miss my friends.

[Drunken Cat]

My friends are already lining up to offer me places to stay, in their houses. So kind of them.

[Drunken Cat]

I'll fake it through the day, with some help, from Johnny Walker Red.

[Drunken Cat]

I'll fake it through the day, with some help, from Johnny Walker Red.

I'll fake it through the day, with some help, from Johnny Walker Red.