Is there anything I can do to make my penis size shorter?

[-jose-]

hook up with this chick tell her you love her and then cheat on her, she'll take care of the rest

[Willy Wanker]

Does it grow every time you lie, like Pinocchio's?

I miss this ****.

[Elroy The Great]

[watchayouhead]

Find a black girlfriend, let her catch you cheating, and she will perform some quick surgery to fix all that. All while you are sleeping.

[BM dnobagaV]

Should've seen the pic I took post-gym the other day. My package looked huge

[Teetotaler]

I had the same problem. I got surgery to make it smaller. Still to big

[b Murphington]

C0ck transplant. It's great cuz you'll make someone very happy as well as solve your problem.

I'm serious. I've heard that c0ck transplant science has come a long way. Fully functional too. The trick is getting all the nerve endings and blood vessels to work.