Friend of mine's having a problem with a guy in his department...

[!! Anorak]

They work together in a design team, but, as he tells me, "this other guy's a total fucking tool... he couldn't design a shit out of his ass. I'm the one doing all the great work, then I look over and he's drawn something that looks like a 7-year-old kid off the special bus has given it a go."

I asked him if he'd tried speaking to his colleague, but he said he had once, and gave up.

"It's pointless," he told me, "the guy's such a tard you even have to tell him to wipe his own ass after he takes a shit, and he spends all day slacking off, posting on the internet. I looked over his shoulder the other day and he was asking people if it was better to have a Facebook account or get laid. He's a total fuck trumpet."

I asked him what the other guy thought of him, but he didn't regard him that highly tbh.

"I'm sure he won't do anything," he said, "the guy's a total fuggen BETA... he'll probably just cry about me and then try and scratch my car or something, a real bitch move."

I just shook my head, and offered him my condolences. I dunno who this guy he works with is, but he sounds like a complete asshole tbh.

[King Arthur]

They work together in a design team, but, as he tells me, "this other guy's a total fucking tool... he couldn't design a shit out of his ass. I'm the one doing all the great work, then I look over and he's drawn something that looks like a 7-year-old kid off the special bus has given it a go."

I asked him if he'd tried speaking to his colleague, but he said he had once, and gave up.

"It's pointless," he told me, "the guy's such a tard you even have to tell him to wipe his own ass after he takes a shit, and he spends all day slacking off, posting on the internet. I looked over his shoulder the other day and he was asking people if it was better to have a Facebook account or get laid. He's a total fuck trumpet."

I asked him what the other guy thought of him, but he didn't regard him that highly tbh.

"I'm sure he won't do anything," he said, "the guy's a total fuggen BETA... he'll probably just cry about me and then try and scratch my car or something, a real bitch move."

I just shook my head, and offered him my condolences. I dunno who this guy he works with is, but he sounds like a complete asshole tbh.

You need to skullfuk the ugly little bastard yippee kay ayyy style.

Rip his throat out Annie. You legendary Hitman.

Offer him a wheelchair lifetime warranty afterwards. And a subscription to the Neanderthal Times.

[!! Anorak]

You need to skullfuk the ugly little bastard yippee kay ayyy style.

Rip his throat out Annie. You legendary Hitman.

Offer him a wheelchair lifetime warranty afterwards. And a subscription to the Neanderthal Times.

Two years old now, no idea what it was about now.

Presumably someone had posted a thread about an office situation and I was doing a parody of it from their colleague's POV, but it's a bit weak, innit?

[King Arthur]

Two years old now, no idea what it was about now.

Presumably someone had posted a thread about an office situation and I was doing a parody of it from their colleague's POV, but it's a bit weak, innit?

Hahaha none of you're material is weak bro. You offer a unique insight into society. I especially enjoy the two Manchester slags thread.

[Zaroku]

Two years old now, no idea what it was about now.

Presumably someone had posted a thread about an office situation and I was doing a parody of it from their colleague's POV, but it's a bit weak, innit?

I wonder if it was one of my s h i t t y threads, where a Japanese boss was giving me a hard time, so I left a floater in the toilet?
Then the next day there was a memo put up in the office about flushing after dropping a turd?

I know they knew it was me, but passively had to communicate to me, that leaving a massive triple coiler and not flushing was inappropriate.

[!! Anorak]

Hahaha none of you're material is weak bro. You offer a unique insight into society. I especially enjoy the two Manchester slags thread.

I wonder if it was one of my s h i t t y threads, where a Japanese boss was giving me a hard time, so I left a floater in the toilet?
Then the next day there was a memo put up in the office about flushing after dropping a turd?

I know they knew it was me, but passively had to communicate to me, that leaving a massive triple coiler and not flushing was inappropriate.

There's a reference to keying a car, which seems deliberate. I guess if I could be bothered, I'd track the day this was posted, and see what else was posted on the same day, but really, who cares?

I did one about Reed that was better than this, i think. But devoid of context it's all meaningless, innit?

[B.UTLER]

it's parody about this thread lol

https://www.boxingscene.com/forums/s...d.php?t=715547