so i was leaving work today, i was walking to my car and i hear some dude trying to get my attention. it was some middle eastern (or possibly indian) looking dude. he was asking me if i was heading south to give him a ride. i told him the truth which was that i was heading north. anyway, he kept telling me how his phone is out of minutes and he doesnt know where his friend is who was going to pick me up. you kno, yappin away to try and convince me to give him a ride
i offered to call him a cab but then he was like "well what happens if my friend comes, i leave and the cab is here?". i told him i dont know and asked again if i could call a cab for him
point being, i kept thinking to myself what if he beheads me? i'll be the start of a new trend of beheading in the U.S.. i saw his cellphone and it reminded me of the cellphone they use to detonate IEDs over in iraq - so i was like fuk all this, i'm not giving this guy a ride
i offered to call him a cab but then he was like "well what happens if my friend comes, i leave and the cab is here?". i told him i dont know and asked again if i could call a cab for him
point being, i kept thinking to myself what if he beheads me? i'll be the start of a new trend of beheading in the U.S.. i saw his cellphone and it reminded me of the cellphone they use to detonate IEDs over in iraq - so i was like fuk all this, i'm not giving this guy a ride
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