At a mates 21st, a lot of us decided to get nude...guys and chicks. Anyways, neighbours complained, and cops came. They pulled up out the front just as I came running out the front door of the house with my **** out swinging in the breeze...I was on the grass with a very sexy voiced female cops knee inbetween my shoulder blades in about .3 of a second and my left arm twisted up around my right earhole...after she finished telling me off, I asked her what time she finished work...
One time wrestling I farted, wasn't embarrased though. Also, I was eating this girl out and right when she came SHE farted, she said "excuse me" and was VERY embarrased.
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