Drunk Lang

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

Off by 4.5.

We can say off by 4 and call it good.

I wear a 9.5, but can squeeze into a 9.

Oops forgot Americans go by a different shoe sizing method.

Kind of kills the maths.

[Rudyo]

Take your shoe size x it by 5, add 50, x by 20, add 1015, subtract your year of birth...

Answer is your shoe size and age.

Whoa........ Mine worked in US size.

[Drunken Cat]

Well, if I was 4 years younger, mine would've worked.

[Drunken Cat]

What do you use in UK?

They have like a bunch of different size methods here at shoe stores.

Do you use centimeters?

That would make the math work less.

[Drunken Cat]

Maybe if I chop off my toes, I can make it work.

Imma give this a hit.

[Drunken Cat]

Whoa........ Mine worked in US size.

Do you wear size 6 shoes?

That is absolute beta right there.

I was almost embarrassed to say that my shoes are 9 and a half.

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

What do you use in UK?

They have like a bunch of different size methods here at shoe stores.

Do you use centimeters?

That would make the math work less.

A US 9.5 appears to be a UK 9.

Maybe you not knowing your true feet size is the issue .

[Drunken Cat]

A US 9.5 appears to be a UK 9.

Maybe you not knowing your true feet size is the issue .

Nah, I just don't know the UK system. I like to wear 9.5s. I can get by with a US 9, but they tend to crush my toes.

[Drunken Cat]

Why in the f u ck are we talking about shoes right now?

I guess that's just the way of the drunk lang.

[Drunken Cat]

You know I don't mean it Rudyo. If you're a smaller dude, that's fine.

I don't know if you are cut out to be my next po rn actor with size 6 boots.

Nah, I wouldn't do **** or get into it, and I don't like showbiz.

I was an extra in a couple films, and tried the modeling thing, but gave it a miss.

I was offered to try to do **** years ago, and basically laughed myself out of the room, wouldn't think of it. Not joking on this.

Not like I'm an actor or a real model, I'm just a gaijin, and might have stood in on a few movie scenes, for pay of course.

Just like part time work style.

You got it going on man, and keep up the good work.