Can an Alligator eat a Silverback Gorilla?

[Beercules]

n*gga you live in new jersey

closest thing to an alligator is some new york sewer rat

Man I lived in South Carolina and North


Tell me there isn't alligators.

[MelanKomas]

How would the gorilla kill the gator?

I prefer the fight to be in a small cage.

Gorilla limited but if he works the jab and utilizes his superior footwork gator can only follow in circles, gator gets frustrated when you "zig zag"

Ape can't go for the rear naked choke gator will death roll


Gorilla UD, or Alligator TKO

[Szef]

An alligator (or croc) would tear a gorilla to shreds.

Like a Thanksgiving meal.

Only a pitbull raised by slick bruvvas in the hood could beat an alligator.

[Chief2ndzOnly!]

Alligators are one of my worst fears.

They wont **** with you as long as you let um be Beerz my man.

[krazyn8tive]

Neither of these two animals can shine a light to one of the most devious and filthy predators alive. The inner city bar skank.

[Mike D]

Gorilla limited but if he works the jab and utilizes his superior footwork gator can only follow in circles, gator gets frustrated when you "zig zag"

The gorilla is limited? The f**k? MF'n gorilla got like a 97 inch reach advantage. Gators got like 2 inch arms, bro.

One on One. One fight in Jungle rematch clause near the water

F**k that ****, one fight and one fight only. That's what I'm saying if I'm the gorilla. We all know if the gator gets home ring advantage it's over, can't nobody beat a gator when he has water to utilize

I think it's a closer fight on land. But as the Gator promoter, I want the fight at least close to the water. The gator is the A side. That gorilla hasn't fought nobody but bums. We want a 70-30 split with Ppv upside

Lmao you're high, gorilla is the A side; when you go to the zoo who draws more of a crowd? Gorilla does by far, when you go to a gorilla enclosure there be like at least 50 to 75 kids just in awe, gator exhibit in comparison does poorly, maybe like 15, 20 kids tops

gators only do decent numbers when they're eating...gorillas meanwhile do well from the moment the zoo opens until closing time

Gorilla gets the fight in the jungle with an all primate judging panel or no fight

[GGG Gloveking]

Gorilla limited but if he works the jab and utilizes his superior footwork gator can only follow in circles, gator gets frustrated when you "zig zag"

Ape can't go for the rear naked choke gator will death roll


Gorilla UD, or Alligator TKO

Yeah, the gorilla has the reach advantage, but the gator is going to be coming in like Canelo with a massive fight night weight advantage. It'll be like the Khan fight. Gorilla will be up on the cards when gator KOs him.

But I agree, if gorilla lasts 12, he'll get the decision like Ward did

[GGG Gloveking]

Man I lived in South Carolina and North


Tell me there isn't alligators.

We've had gators make it up here to VA

[Mike D]

Yeah, the gorilla has the reach advantage, but the gator is going to be coming in like Canelo with a massive fight night weight advantage.

gator can come in weighing twice as much, let his ass. MFer will still lose every second of every round. All the gorilla has to do is just jab all night long. He literally wouldn't have to throw anything else but a damn jab. Jab and circle, jab and circle. Gator is so f**king overrated and y'all buy into the hype, smh, the gator only wins by hiding like a chump underneath the water and then surprise unsuspecting opponents, but no water this time to save the B side gator...gorilla sweeps every card, easy f**king work all day everyday war gorilla

[GGG Gloveking]

The gorilla is limited? The f**k? MF'n gorilla got like a 97 inch reach advantage. Gators got like 2 inch arms, bro.



F**k that ****, one fight and one fight only. That's what I'm saying if I'm the gorilla. We all know if the gator gets home ring advantage it's over, can't nobody beat a gator when he has water to utilize



Lmao you're high, gorilla is the A side; when you go to the zoo who draws more of a crowd? Gorilla does by far, when you go to a gorilla enclosure there be like at least 50 to 75 kids just in awe, gator exhibit in comparison does poorly, maybe like 15, 20 kids tops

gators only do decent numbers when they're eating...gorillas meanwhile do well from the moment the zoo opens until closing time

Gorilla gets the fight in the jungle with an all primate judging panel or no fight

That was before Harambe in his mismatch against that kid. Since then, gorilla PPV numbers have dropped off badly. Add to that, there's no football team named the Gorillas. EVERYONE knows about UF Gators. And like you said, gator does well at feeding time and this would be feeding time for my fighter.

If you don't want to negotiate, it'll just have to go to purse bid. (Which brings another point up, you ever seen a gorilla skin handbag or loafers?)