Yep I fell for a Shiatsu masseuse and her name is Kiki

[pesticid]

OMG, the best hands ever and so good looking and cute, unbelievable! I wanted to go back to her, give her a crazy tip and I don't know... ask her that I give her a massage, ask her to see me , to buy her smth to eat or just be a bad boy again. Anyway, I had planned a second visit but not just for the sake of the massage and the happy ending, I wanted smth deeper both literally and how do you say... figuratively I guess.

So I gave the Shiatsu place a call and I asked for Kiki and they said she's not there. I said, what do you mean she's not there, she's my masseuse! The girl on the other line didn't understand. They all speak very little English or they pretend they don't speak it. So I am like, listen where is she at? The girl says China. I say what? When is she coming back? She says I don no! I say, China forever? She says I don no but we have new girl she says.
I sceam I want Kiki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sigrab]

Kiki means pusseh in my country.

[pesticid]

Kiki means pusseh in my country.

Which country is that?

[sigrab]

Which country is that?

Hawaii iiii

[pesticid]

Hawaii iiii

I need to go there then. Speaking of which one of my buddies got married there and he said that this was by far the place where he wanted to cheat and he would never cheat. How easy are Hawaiian girls if easy at all?

[sigrab]

I need to go there then. Speaking of which one of my buddies got married there and he said that this was by far the place where he wanted to cheat and he would never cheat. How easy are Hawaiian girls if easy at all?

Go to Waikiki, the name speaks for itself.


Hawaiian girls are easy unless you have a flip phone.

And if you're curious about Hawaiian men, go ask Led.

[pesticid]

Go to Waikiki, the name speaks for itself.


Hawaiian girls are easy unless you have a flip phone.

And if you're curious about Hawaiian men, go ask Led.

Oh ****, don't get me started with the phones cause I have another crazy phone story. Actually I might tell in the original phone thread, we'll see.

Waikiki then it should be.

[{Pito}]

Go to Waikiki, the name speaks for itself.


Hawaiian girls are easy unless you have a flip phone.

And if you're curious about Hawaiian men, go ask Led.

Roflmfao flip phone lol

[lebrick]

led i heard gives good thai massage..

[sigrab]

Oh ****, don't get me started with the phones cause I have another crazy phone story. Actually I might tell in the original phone thread, we'll see.

Waikiki then it should be.

You need to post more cause you crack me up.


I can't tell whether you're bs'ing or serious but either way your stories are entertaining.