The biggest puntang you've ever entered, tell your story

[Shaolin Sword]

Yuck, 50 year old man whore who can't even settle down and find himself a nice wife.

Disgusting.

[Zaroku]

Fat Dominican chick. My pecker felt like a straw.

Hate when that happens!

[Zaroku]

Yuck, 50 year old man whore who can't even settle down and find himself a nice wife.

Disgusting.

Was just remembering when I was with your mother. Nothing more.

[Shaolin Sword]

Was just remembering when I was with your mother. Nothing more.

You wouldn't have a chance with her, your body resembles a stuffed bean burrito.

[Zaroku]

You wouldn't have a chance with her, your body resembles a stuffed bean burrito.

Hahahahaha! Now that's really funny.

[Shaolin Sword]

Hahahahaha! Now that's really funny.

not really, i pulled that joke out of my ass in seconds.

i have a joke for you, what do you call a chameleon that doesn't change colors anymore?





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a reptile dysfunction

[jaded]

I stuck my whole hand up a girls twat once

I fisted a lesbian once at her request...slipped in quite easily. I loved the loud sucking sound it made when I pulled my hand out...that huge vacuum noise.

[megas30]

I've had a few chicks, kinda skinny that could take a Louisville Sluggher with the greatest of ease. A woman I know of had a can of raid stuck in her poon and had to go to the emergency room.

There are some cavernous holes out there.

Yea. I remembered this chick, after i put one finger, then two, then three, and the fourth finger, and i realized mounting this chick would be useless, so i just made up some stupid story to bounce.

[Zaroku]

not really, i pulled that joke out of my ass in seconds.

i have a joke for you, what do you call a chameleon that doesn't change colors anymore?





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a reptile dysfunction

I was gonna say a rectal Hectari?

[Zaroku]

Yea. I remembered this chick, after i put one finger, then two, then three, and the fourth finger, and i realized mounting this chick would be useless, so i just made up some stupid story to bounce.

I've had a similar experience, but once I was up to 4 fingers & knuckles too, I wasn't smart enough to get the hell out of that cavernous kunt.