[REAL TALK] Do you reckon Putin lubes trump up first, or does he just enter him dry?

[!! Anorak]

"I'm calling my own security services a bunch of cunts in favour (favor, FY) of the man who they've told me hacked us. I'll even let his people come over and help us out."

[!! Anorak]

I reckon Lucas Matthysse would put up more of a fight than that. Do you reckon after that conference Trump said to him "come and have a go on my wife?"

[jazluvr]

1. Put-in lubes trump cuz he's a puzzy.
2. Probably is already doing her.

[Motorcity Cobra]

Dry AND raw

[Motorcity Cobra]

"I'm calling my own security services a bunch of cunts in favour (favor, FY) of the man who they've told me hacked us. I'll even let his people come over and help us out."

*exhales deeply* pic.twitter.com/Hp2zuOlWrm

— Arthur Dayne (@ArthurDayne1) July 16, 2018

[Eddy Current]

I reckon Lucas Matthysse would put up more of a fight than that

Hahaha! It's sad but true!

[Beercules]

To be fair, I reckon Putin has a big willy

[BERNIE'S CORNER]

Pretty sure Putin doesn’t even make it to 2nd base.

Trump’s pretty good at what he does.

And Putin’s a premature ejaculator.

[!! Anorak]