Cookie Monster charged with child endangerment

[The Noose]

[New England]

it's amazing how low these superstars can end up.

[[ DUBBZZ ]]

She put the money in her Backpack Backpack. Backpack Backpack.

My life is hell.

They should've yelled out "Swiper no swiping"!

[squealpiggy]

They should've yelled out "Swiper no swiping"!

Oh maaaaan...

[res]

http://gothamist.com/2013/04/09/time...ed.php#photo-1

"According to the criminal complaint, he cursed at [the child's mom] and "repeatedly asked for money while yelling and screaming" for an entire minute, saying 'you are a bitch, your son is a bastard and your stuff is trash.' " Police say Quiroz-Lopez then shoved the toddler, "causing her son to lose his balance and nearly fall to the ground.""

That doesn't remotely look like him. This is a case of mistaken identity.

[Canelo Phresh]

Well have to create a sesame street costume registry to protect the children and not let this happen again.

[squealpiggy]

That doesn't remotely look like him. This is a case of mistaken identity.

They just found the nearest blue guy and fit him up. Racist cops!