[PLEASE HELP] What to bring to the philippines?

[KING MEAT]

im going back on monday after 12 years for 5 weeks! im quite excited.

what should i make sure to bring? what to do? places to see?

[-MAKAVELLI-]

how the hell did you get 5 weeks vacation

[KING MEAT]

im taking advantage of the situation thats presented to me.

[KING MEAT]

eh mak ayos ba mga "massage parlors" doon?

mga type ko mga mestiza, yung mga tipong artista

[Chups]

Believe it or not, you need to bring toilet papers.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

toilet paper
hand sanitizer
lots of wife beaters
lots of shorts
Imodium
condoms
photocopy of your passport in case you lose that ****
one of those neck pillows for that long ass flight
pasalubong for the family and the kids there (candies)
if you smoke, a carton of stogs from here

[-MAKAVELLI-]

and yes, the massage parlors are pretty awesome...

[Dale Cardon]

toilet paper
hand sanitizer
lots of wife beaters
lots of shorts
Imodium
condoms
photocopy of your passport in case you lose that ****
one of those neck pillows for that long ass flight
pasalubong for the family and the kids there (candies)
if you smoke, a carton of stogs from here

except for the pasalubong everything else mentioned here you can buy cheap anywhere in the Philippines.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

except for the pasalubong everything else mentioned here you can buy cheap anywhere in the Philippines.

kababalik ko lang 2 weeks ago pre...nag boracay na naman...5 days aq sa bora at 4 days sa QC

[subhuman]

I'm curious, why does one need to bring toilet paper?