[REAL TALK] An American can never be a princess

[lfc19titles]

Let me make that clear you all you yanks on here

No matter how bad you all want to become royalty, you are merely a high paid escort in the eyes of the British

What a joke this is today, invading the royalty and pride of England will not be allowed to stand


In the land of king and queens, there is no room for you lot even if you hop over here to escape being shot



God save the queen

[Prince Madison]

[LaidOut]

Yeah, cuz there’s already too many princesses in the UK. And I’m not taking about the Royal family, either.

[Beercules]

Don't you guys hate the royal family anyway?


She's a bad one though:wank:

[Beercules]

Yeah, cuz there’s already too many princesses in the UK. And I’m not taking about the Royal family, either.

[!! Anorak]

Is this what's led to all this silly "UK vs US" thing in here today? Fish and Chips, "great" Britain, etc.? Jesus.

Just be thankful that in the UK we get to look at a pretty girl with cute freckles and not shotgun bullets.

I tell you what, though... I'd piss myself if she had a royal baby and it came out black.

[Bobby Shaw]

Let me make that clear you all you yanks on here

No matter how bad you all want to become royalty, you are merely a high paid escort in the eyes of the British

What a joke this is today, invading the royalty and pride of England will not be allowed to stand


In the land of king and queens, there is no room for you lot even if you hop over here to escape being shot



God save the queen

Can't you find a day in your life for you to be happy with those who have a special day?

[Randall Cunning]

What isthis bull****, some fullscale US invasion going on right now.

[Beercules]

Is this what's led to all this silly "UK vs US" thing in here today? Fish and Chips, "great" Britain, etc.? Jesus.

Just be thankful that in the UK we get to look at a pretty girl with cute freckles and not shotgun bullets.

I tell you what, though... I'd piss myself if she had a royal baby and it came out black.

How black are we talking. Larry black or Steph Curry black lad?

[Sparked_26]

This birds Mum is the only one of her relatives there.

Whose she gonna chat to?

Been to weddings of people my wife knows. It’s awkward.
There is only one solution.

Go to the bar. Order 3 shots.
Finish. Hang around the waiters who bring out the tiny foods before the proper foods. Eat lots. Find the waiter who brings out the little beef topped Yorkshire puddings. Chat to him a little bit. When everyone is engaged in conversation he’ll come to you to avoid walking around like an a.rsehole with everyone ignoring him.

Drink the champagne. You’re not a priority guest but someone will have factored in that you’ll drink at least a whole bottle yourself. So don’t be polite. Nobody knows you anyway.

Is there free beer? get on that.

Offer uncharacteristically strong opinions on people you don’t know. Drink more.

Take a seat now. You’re legs get drunk first.

If you don’t smoke take up smoking so you can get fresh air.

Drink more. Mix your drinks. Go for something risky like a Whiskey liquor? Why not? Red wine with dinner obviously and Vodka for the toasts.

Play a drinking game with yourself. If they mention the word ‘cheers’ in the speeches drink two fingers.

Vomit on the dance floor.

Mother Markle is gonna have a solid time if she follows these simple steps.