Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

Someone mention a pie?

[BOLLOCKS]

[Left Hook Tua]

Someone mention a pie?

our dearly departed laddie would have appreciated strawberry lubricants in pie form.

[Left Hook Tua]

damn lang is so dead now.

where's richie?

i'm gonna be like sir tom and turn this place into my personal diary.

rich, want to hear more war stories?

i was listing in larry's chin thread all the objects i got hit in the face and head with.

[BOLLOCKS]

You got that A Mere Con chin?

[Left Hook Tua]

You got that A Mere Con chin?

chale, holmes.

george chuvalo head.

[Left Hook Tua]

did i ever tell you about the time i got hit with two kinds of bottles twice in the same night on two different occasions by two different groups of people minutes apart?

here it goes. no bull****. real story.


i was outside my friend's apartment in panorama city and i got into an argument with 3 guys. 2 cholos from VINCENT TOWN 13 and some rebel looking paisa with them.

2 normal size guy and 1 big cholo.

the big cholo got in my face, took his jacket off and was like "WHAT'S UP THEN?"

the guy was pretty yoked. looked like he just got out of the pen.

so i was like "IT'S COOL. I DON'T GOT A PROBLEM. MY MISTAKE."

then he was like "ALRIGHT THEN" and he picked up his jacket. as he was putting his jacket on, sticking his arm into his sleeves, i cheap shotted him. cold****ed he dropped.

then it was one on one with the smaller cholo. i was holding my own but the stupid rebel cracked me from behind with a arizona ice tea bottle. then the big cholo recovered and jumped in and i got my arse kicked.

[Left Hook Tua]

after they kicked my ass, i went to my friend's apartment and we went to get them back.

we started kicking their ass and they got in their car and boned out.

cops were coming so we boned out too.

my head was bleeding so we stopped at a motel a block away. we were trying to clean my head with a t-shirt when a group of other eses saw my tattoos under my tank top.

it was like 10 eses from BLYTHE STREET 13 drinking in the parking lot.

we got into a fight with them and they started throwing beer bottles. got hit in the head with a corona bottle making the cut on my head worse.

we boned out, got home and my friend had to sewed my head up with his mom's sewing kit.

sewed it up, put a new shirt on drove back to the motel for round 4 but they were already gone.

3 fights, 2 different gangs, got hit with 2 types of bottles, 15 minutes apart.

[BOLLOCKS]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Left Hook Tua]

Pics or it didn't happen.

would your big bro lie to you?

i got my ass kicked twice and had to run away like a coward the last fight. not exactly my finest hour eh?

next time i shave my head, i'll take a pic. show you my stabs and bottle marks on my head.

i've gotten hit with 5 bottles in 4 occassions.

1. olde english 40 ouncer, one on the shoulder another on top of the head, van nuys bowling alley, VALERIO STREET LOCOS
2. snapple bottle, mouth, long beach convention center, AKRHO PINOY
3. arizona bottle, back of the head, panorama city apartment, VINCENT TOWN 13
4. corona bottle, back of the head, panorama city motel, BLYTHE STREET 13