Pentioner banned from every farm in Britian for fisting cow.

[HeadBodyBodyBody]

What do these cows expect, parading around the fields naked like that

[Redsox]

seriously though. it was a cow. that is like putting a pencil in a glass of water. or bowl of pudding. a dog or a cat would die, but a cow probably hardly noticed, or it tickled. give this fine man a break.

[Santa_]

I mean I've fisted cows before but never the bovine type. That guy's a pervert.

[GGG Gloveking]

Maybe he saw the chick in Eff Pandas sig and got ideas...

[Mighty_Windir]

GAME OVER GAME OVER

[COVID-19]

GAME OVER GAME OVER

Sounds like something that sick fück Anorak would do.

[Rudyo]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA????????? Oh...........

[!! Anorak]

You've got to give the guy credit for persistence, and it was a cow, after all.

It'd only be an issue if it was a bull... at least the guy's not a faggot, am I right?