Official 'Yo Momma' Thread.

[Terrel]

This thread is just for 'Yo Momma' jokes.

I'll start off...

You momma is so ugly, even her sh-t is glad to escape.

[Terrel]

Yo momma is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

[led]

Terrels momma's so fat her clothes come in three different sizes large, extra large, and oh my god its coming!

[T.Horton]

yo mama so dumb when i told her is chilly outside she went home and got a bowl and spoon.

[Terrel]

Terrels momma's so fat her clothes come in three different sizes large, extra large, and oh my god its coming!

Led's momma got so much hair under her armpits, it looks like she has two gorilla's in a headlock

[T.Horton]

yo mama is like the subway - $3 a ride.

[Carpe Diem]

This thread won't last long.

[T.Horton]

you're mother is like the 7/11 - open 24 hours!

[Terrel]

Yo momma is so fat, she covers 7 zip codes...











With her ass.

[T.Horton]

these aren't even funny.

if this were the apollo theatre you'd have been booed off the stage.