Jeff Bezos Getting Divorced Due To Having An Affair With Neighbors Wife

[lparm]

His wife is very plain probably a 4 or 5 all day

Bezos should hit Vegas and bangs out 50 9s/10s and texts the ex pics

[Rockybigblower]

jeff bezos has a serious case of the gay face, didn't see this coming from him.


damn she's not bad at all. but probably a cold fish in bed.

Who cares if she has bundles of $50 hanging out her twot.

[Rockybigblower]

He could have gotten on this for a couple of grand.

[BrometheusBob.]

She would be smarter to keep that company united.


Claims they were separated while he was with Sanchez. They divorced because Trump's friends at the Enquirer got hold of text messages and dick pics. So I guess they did it to avoid the scandal.


People grow old and want new experiences. They said they were separated while he was with Sanchez.


You tell us. Maybe her mind and personality is intriguing to him.



Pipe down before you wife/head of the household sees this and put you out!
You can't tell him who to like. Maybe looks aint a big deal to him.

It's like Dave Chapelle once said. Powerful people fck whos close to them.

They don't waste time or catch attention looking around for the best p**sy.

[Curtis Harper]

Dumb rich bastards. No one loves them so why get married ?

[TheGR8TESTOAT]

It's like Dave Chapelle once said. Powerful people fck whos close to them.

They don't waste time or catch attention looking around for the best p**sy.

LMAO so thats explains why Arnold F'd his nasty housekeeper verses going to Miami or Ibiza and smashing the baddest dime he could find lol.

[TheGR8TESTOAT]

She would be smarter to keep that company united.


Claims they were separated while he was with Sanchez. They divorced because Trump's friends at the Enquirer got hold of text messages and dick pics. So I guess they did it to avoid the scandal.


People grow old and want new experiences. They said they were separated while he was with Sanchez.


You tell us. Maybe her mind and personality is intriguing to him.



Pipe down before you wife/head of the household sees this and put you out!
You can't tell him who to like. Maybe looks aint a big deal to him.

She looks like this chick on FOX 11 news lol.

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[BrometheusBob.]

She looks like this chick on FOX 11 news lol.

Because that's her... lol

LMAO so thats explains why Arnold F'd his nasty housekeeper verses going to Miami or Ibiza and smashing the baddest dime he could find lol.

Lol exactly

They are too busy & famous to just casually fly somewhere or even show up at a local bar behind their wive's backs

[TheGR8TESTOAT]

Because that's her... lol



Lol exactly

They are too busy & famous to just casually fly somewhere or even show up at a local bar behind their wive's backs

Is it really the Fox new 11 chick? LOL

Yeah thats why its no longer good to be famous anymore. Before you could get laid just by being famous, now you can't even get laid anymore since she'll look up your net worth or what new movie you got coming out next and METOO yo arse and derail your career and life.

It's better to just be a decent looking guy, with mad swag, charm, game, above average money but not so much that they literally target yo arse.