Here it is, folks... the "LOUNGE BULL**** OF THE WEEK" thread

[T.Horton]

you never told me you were a heaumeau, mon ami[e].

we should do brunch.

Haha. I can do brunch but no ****, ****.

Shut it. It isnt like a regular thing but in this city, if u r the lone dude with a bunch of chciks, the safest and most fun place to get your groove on is at agay club. No stress. No little hoodlums trying to stress u and no competition for the broads u r with.

Have you ever let another man pop it in for a second just to try it out?

[T.Horton]

Conversation over.

I'm assuming that's a yes then.

[Alx.]

I'm assuming that's a yes then.

you gigantic moron

[Stuntman Mike]

My thoughts exactly when I read that post..... I just had to say something.

Funniest thing is that whenever one of these "BoxingScene hardmen" gets exposed, they always look the exact opposite of what they would have us believe

Like you for instance we all thought you were going to be soft as **** but you actually look hard as nails

[Stuntman Mike]

I lived an eventful life, full of adventures which alot of people cant relate too if they aint been around that type of life.

here another one for you guys, since i know majority wont believe it and that what this thread is about, posting things the majority cant believe.

ok Bosshog you lived and eventful life I guess but you wouldn't write these long ass stories for people read and think its bull**** so how about a bit of proof... lets see a peice of paper with Ellbosshog written on it next to your bullethole scars if you don't mind because I so want to believe your stories, my heart tell mes bosshogg is a hardened gangster fighter knockout master verteran that doesn't have time too bleed when he's stomping 3 fools that looked at him wrong at once but my head says BULL****

Not necessarily amusing, but notable in the annuls of bull****, we get this in a thread called "does anyone else find owls scary?" (complete with a ****ing poll FFS)

I neva gave them any thought till....

Till i gat attacked my two of em ( i think it was da same one)

one attacked me while i was doing roadwork around 5am...swopped down on me...scared da **** outta me

anotha one i was walking my ex to her house...and we walked past a baby one in the tree...when i walked back alone dat prick swooped on me

after dese two incidents,,,iont do owlsat all...not even the owl from franklin

....den i saw da owl from the 4th kind which made it even worst!! Lmao

Now... I'm wondering why this bull**** is a thread by itself, but I'm also thinking... I don't understand a ****ing word this batty **** is saying.


Let's take a look at the evidence here: he was attacked twice by owls (fair play to them... they say owls are wise, and they clearly know a **** when they see one) and thinks "it was da same one".

Now, he details this... one appears to be a regular owl, the other is "a baby one in the tree". How does that even add up? "I just got attacked by a full-grown owl... and a tiny one. Do you think it was the same owl?" In fairness... the guy's a complete ****ing ******, so maybe he DID think that. Cut him some slack, you cynical, piss-taking bastards.

But what gets me is the activities he was doing at the time of these alleged "owl attacks":

"i was doing roadwork around 5am". Now, I'm assuming he doesn't mean digging up the sidewalk for community service, but doing some form of training in the early hours of the morning. The other one happened when "i was walking my ex to her house". See, she's an "ex". Not only is this guy a considerate gent who will walk a girl to her house, but he's a "love 'em and leave 'em" type, even when being twatted in the head by a large predatory bird who swoops down thinking "I know this ain't a mouse, but it's a wigga prick and I'm having it anyway".

Let's imagine the same thread was told, but instead contained the lines "I was up at 5am by myself, wondering why I have no friends" and "I'd just logged off the internet where I'd finished wanking off over jail bait porn". Suddenly our hero is cast in a very different... but, I suspect, truer... light.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

^^

that's ****** of the week, not bull**** of the week

[Jerub_Baal]

how about bringer's story about him being in a tornado...

while i personally believe that cunt's story, who is to say he didn't just make it up?

very old news anyways...