Robber Uses BLACK MAN MASK to Rob Banks!

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Gee here I thought higher arrest and recidivism rates were due to poverty, single parent families and stuff like the glorification of criminality in rap music. Turns out it was all this guy and his millions of different masks, fingerprint gloves and DNA samples.

[_original_]

It's a pretty clever idea.


I have contemplated with something like this too. Rob a bank in a wig, Australian accent, eye contacts, fake scar, fake tattoo on the neck, ect.


For the record, I have yet to rob a bank.

[LeG00N]

All the robberies SUPPOSEDLY committed by black men are really committed by WHITE MEN WEARING MASKS!!

Even after they are caught, tried, and sentenced, they still wear their masks in prison. All the black men in prisons are really white men wearing masks!

Thanks for making this thread and revealing the truth, Triggerhappy!

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[Jam Jars]

Are you trying to say that the black bank robbers that got away are really white and the real black ones always get caught? That's a very insulting opinion.

[_Gatti_]

All the robberies SUPPOSEDLY committed by black men are really committed by WHITE MEN WEARING MASKS!!

Even after they are caught, tried, and sentenced, they still wear their masks in prison. All the black men in prisons are really white men wearing masks!

Thanks for making this thread and revealing the truth, Triggerhappy!

lol i can see the court of appeals being flooded now with black men claiming it wanst them it was the mask!!!

[DLT]

this is old. I remember this

[Trigger unhappy]

Are you trying to say that the black bank robbers that got away are really white and the real black ones always get caught? That's a very insulting opinion.

No, I'm trying to say that there is no such thing as black bank robber.

[Prawn Jovi]

He must've stumbled upon movie props from Mission Impossible.

[TBear]

The same criminal was spotted last month on youtube!

[ИATAS]

I'm going to get me one of those masks so I can bang fat white chicks!